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Andy Dick has been out of control these past few weeks, leading up to his arrest on Wednesday for drug and assault charges.
As PerezHilton.com Exclusively reported, Dick was kicked out of the Hard Rock hotel in Las Vegas earlier this month for being a fucked up mess.
Now, we have obtained these exclusive photos and info on Andy's wild and night just a few days ago.
The sobriety-challenged actor was pAArtying Sunday night at a bar in Temecula, California.
It was karaoke night. Fun!
Dick was was pulling up girls shirts, touching them, and being totally offensive to many.
"I was amazed he was not thrown out of the bar," a spywitness reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com. "Several women were complaining. Honestly, the guy was out of control."
Sounds like typical Dick-ish behavior!
At one point, this random girl was singing karaoke and Andy "came from behind her and grabbed her."
How rude!
"He pulled up this other girls shirt and bra and forced his mouth on her breasts," says a stunned spywitness. "He was making out with this guy and girl too that night. In fact he was swappin spit with all kinds of guys and girls. Then, when he sang a song, which HE SUCKED, he was cussing and saying he wanted to fuck everyone's mother, suck dick, etc. Guy was way messed up and being an idiot."
As would be expected, messy Andy made MULTIPLE MULTIPLE bathroom trips.
Hopefully this recent arrest will be the wake-up call he needs to get help once and for good!

Yes. Si. YES!!!
While shittier shows get revived way too often, West Side Story has not been on Broadway in like f-o-r-e-v-e-r.
Well, thankfully, that's all about to change!
A new production of West Side Story is scheduled to open on the Great White Way in 2009, it has just been announced.
Such an epic show!
And, this revival will have a little more flavor than any other production of the classic has ever had.
It "will introduce the unprecedented element" of selectively adding Spanish to the dialogue and songs!
Caliente!
Show director Arthur Laurents, who wrote the book for the musical way bak in the day, has said, "This show will be radically different from any other production of West Side Story ever done. The musical theatre and cultural conventions of 1957 made it next to impossible for the characters to have authenticity. Every member of both gangs was always a potential killer even then. Now they actually will be. Only Tony and Maria try to live in a different world…"
Laurents' West Side Story will have an onstage cast of 37 and 30 musicians in the orchestra pit.
Casting information and onsale date for tickets will be announced at a later date.
We cannot wait! We are soooo there!
So….
Who should play Maria?????
We say Eden Espinosa!
What do U think????

Despite all odds, Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish are still together.
The Australian actress accompanied him to the Xbox 360 Gears of War 2 party in Los Angeles on Tuesday night.
The pair met while Phillippe was still married to Reese Witherspoon and reportedly began their affair on the set of a film they both worked on, which nobody watched.
[Image by Eriberto Oriol.]

An unairbrushed photo of Sarah Jessica Parker, 43, emerged at the 79th MLB All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium in New York on Tuesday, in which her beauty mark is noticeably missing, the Huffington Post reported Wednesday.
Last month at the MTV Movie awards, Parker's mole was clearly visible. (Click here to see the difference.)
“It’s true. She did have it done," a friend of Parker tells Usmagazine.com....

Talk about a DOWNGRADE!
InTouch Weekly reports that Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr and super hot actor Orlando Bloom are over.
And, to make something shittier even more craptastic, the Oz catwalker has rebounded into the arms of her former flame, Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis!
Grossness.
This past Saturday, Greasy Bear and Miranda were spotting locking lips at two New York City clubs.
An eye witless says they were "full on making out" at 1Oak.
Orlando's ex was also spotted kissing Greasy at Beatrice Inn later that night.
"They didn't seem to care who saw," the witness reveals.
Miranda's rep denies the breakup with Orlando, yet the model was overheard telling Brandon about the split.
Davis recently called it quits himself with another Australian model, Cheyenne Tozzi.
An insider says, "Miranda always seems to go to Brandon when she has a fight with Orlando. He's her rebound guy."
How does Greasy pull the chicks?
What doe$ he have that's so appealing to them?
[Image via WENN.]

This should come as no surprise!
Brett Michaels and that chick who won Rock Of Love 2 have broken up.
And, as that news "breaks", Vh1 has announced that it is bringing the reality show back for a 3rd season.
At this point, does anybody still care????

Hayden Panettiere at the 2008 ESPYs Giant Event in Los Angeles on Tuesday night.
Who is her makeup artist?
They deserve a raise!
That's a canvas painted brilliantly.
[Image via WENN.]
CLICK HERE to check it out! (Obviously, it's NSFW - not safe for work.)
The un-funny man was recently a guest on the new Gong Show and he flashed his schlong!
If you think you can stomach it, click here for the uncensored footage.

David Beckham loves L.A. and he wants the world to know about it!
The original soccer stud just posted the following on his official blog:
"Hi everyone,
It seems like only a few weeks ago I arrived in Los Angeles with my family ready for the next chapter in our lives. A year later and we feel so settled here, everyone loves California and everyone has made us feel so welcome. I can’t imagine being anywhere else in the world right now.
Of course, I’m enjoying playing my soccer too. Last season was a bit stop start for me with the injuries which wasn’t helped by the fact that I arrived part way through the MLS season, but this year we’re playing well and I look forward to every match as well as visiting different cities and stadiums around this amazing country. You can see a real impact being made across the country, we play in front of big crowds and soccer is now more prominent in the media and more people seem to be aware of the league around the world.
My teammates have been great to me and we have a brilliant set of fans. I’m thankful to them and to the people of Los Angeles for making my family and I so welcome since we arrived here.
We played Chivas USA last Thursday in the second SuperClasico of the season at the Home Depot Center, which we both share. It was the sort of game that could have gone either way, but I think overall a draw was a fair result. I was happy with the way we came back from a goal down as it shows we’re playing with the right spirit and we’re confident that we can always fight back if things don’t always go the way we want.
Next up we’re off to New York to play the Red Bulls on Saturday afternoon. Last year was a particularly memorable, 67,000 people and nine goals, it summed up the potential for the game in the States. I’ve heard that 50,000 tickets have been sold to date for this game so it’s promising to see that people are coming back to see games. We lost to New York earlier in the season, so we’ll be going all out to get the right result.
I’m also looking forward to my first All Star game next week in Toronto. It’s great that we’re playing an English side in the form of West Ham, a team that I’ve played many times before in the past…I even remember getting a bit of stick from their fans on a few occasions! I’m sure they will want to come over and put in a good performance, whilst we will want to show the quality of the MLS. It should be a competitive game.
Well, that’s all for now.
Take care,
David"
Can U take care of us, bb????
[Image via WENN.]