This is all sorts of crazy!

The movie version of Twilight, the popular vampire story, doesn't come out until late next month, but the film's lead, British actor Robert Pattinson, is already a HUGE international star.

People are that into the movie already!

R-Patz arrived in Mexico on Wednesday for an event and he was greeted with the kind of hysteria you only see for the Jonas Brothers these days. It's pretty overwhelming.

Click here to see the madness!

You have to admit, this is hilarious.

Heidi and Spencer brought the LOLs with another unabashedly staged photo shoot on Wednesday, this time taking a poke at their own…political positions?

Demonstrating what "real Americans" look like, Spender sported a flannel shirt over a tee illustrating the three core American values: God, guns, and glory. Good old "six pack Joe" hauled a gun over his shoulder just in case he should encounter dinner, which of course, Heidi would cook barefoot in the kitchen.

Ever the feminist, her shirt encouraged the Republican vote with a kiss of lipstick, and under her arm she carried You Can Profit from a Monetary Crisis. Because, in case you didn't know, Heidi reads books all the time. And non-illustrated ones too!

However, if they were real Americans - and we mean the pro-America kind of Americans - Heidi would be knocked up with her fifth kid.

At least these two famewhores are in on the joke and have a sense of humour about it all!

[Images by Andrade, Perkins via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Her first music video!!!!

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