What the hickory heck is going on with Little Jenny????

Oh, Taylor Momsen, we know you're 15 and going through that horrible emo phase, but come on!

You're only 15 and attending the AmFar Gala in New York on a Thursday night in a gorgeous gown! People twice your age don't even get to do that!

So quit looking a hot mess, wipe some of that make-up off, stand up straight, do your hair, and for goodness sake - smile!

You'll get frown lines!

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We almost didn't recognize her!

A chic-looking Aubrey O'Day and her ever-present doggie, Ginger, celebrated her 29th birthday and recent Playboy cover at LA's Apple Lounge with Hugh Hefner and a bunch of bunnies on Thursday night.

Looks are so deceiving, though.

We all know our Aberella is a skank, and that's how we prefer her!

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Good job proving us wrong, ladies!!

According to the Nielsen ratings….

For the fourth week in a row, the estrogen-packed talk show The View came out on top of the daytime Nielson ratings with 4.42 million viewers last week!!

As well as being #1 for daytime, The View was also the second most-watched show by women for the week.

Babs and Co. are gaining steam on the Big O's Empire!!

Jonathan Rhys Meyers was looking a little Hobo-Joaquin as he stopped into a convenience store for a refill of smokes and what appears to be a bottle of vodka.

Is the actor back on the sauce?

What happened to everything he learned in rehab???

He does kind of look like he's had one too many! That's the only thing that could explain the horrible Uggs!

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