"Man accused of urinating on bouncer at Alaska bar"

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Man accused of urinating on bouncer at Alaska bar

A 22-year-old Fairbanks man was arrested for allegedly urinating on a bouncer at a bar on Sunday morning. The bouncer at Kodiak Jack's told police that he was trying to remove another man from the bar for causing a disruption.

The bouncer said he was trying to calm down the other man when he noticed the man behind him urinating on his leg.

The man was charged with with harassment, indecent exposure and making a false report. He was apparently angry that his friend was being thrown out of the bar.

Mea culpa, says the rapper!

Snoop Dogg is so desperate for permission to enter the UK on a Visa that he's reached out to A-list Brits to vouch for him.

“I’ve called David Beckham, Sir Paul McCartney, hell, I want to get the whole of the Beatles to help me get back in,” said the banned musician, who is not allowed in the country for being arrested in the U.S. so much and for getting into a little "altercation" with authorities in London's Heathrow airport.

He also said, for artistry's sake, he needs to visit the capital: "London was one of the first places I came to when I first made it. The people are so warm and friendly and I need to be there for my creativity."

C'mon, Brits! Let him in!

Australia changed their mind about Snoop and his last visit went peachy!

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R-Patz thought he could escape the Twilight fervor by lopping off his luxurious locks and laying low in London.

But, one of our Perezcious readers (Isabella) found him (at a random pub)!

And thank goodness too!

We'd been hurting for our Rob fix!

Newpaper publishers Gannett is offering to sell certain assets of the Tucson Citizen.

If a sale is not completed by March 21st, Gannett said it will have to close the newspaper.

Don't fuck with the Osbournes!

Gossip columnist Zoe Griffin learned that the hard way back in August, when Kelly demonstrated that the apples don't fall far from the tree and slapped the writer.

Griffin's offense?

She called Kelly's fiance "stupid" after Luke Worrell revealed that he doesn't know what an earthquake is.

But ask Luke about his Blue Steel!

We don't know why it took Griffin so long to file charges, but Kelly turned herself in earlier this month for "common assault" and was released on bail until a March court date.

Yeah, good luck with that one!

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