Amy Crackhouse Winehouse makes our head spin.

On Tuesday, we mentioned that Wino <a href="http://
perezhilton.com/2009-01-11-wino-says-shes-in-love-and-drug-free
" target="_blank">told a reporter she was out of love with her "rubbish-in-bed" husband, Blaaaaake Fielder-Civil, 'out of hell' and in lurve with a new lover.

So, it didn't surprise us when Blaaaaake Incarcerated filed for divorce the day Wino's revelations hit the media.

Well, now, Amy's reached out to the UK's Sun and professed her undying love for her husband:

“I still love my Blake. I won’t let him divorce me. He’s still in jail but the moment he comes out I’ll be there waiting for him. I love him because he’s just like me. Blake is the male version of me. We’re perfect for each other. I don’t want to go back home to England. I want to wait for Blake here.”

As for her vacation lover, who she proclaimed to 'love', Wino said:

“Josh was lovely. But it was a holiday thing. I’ve got my Blake. While Blake is in jail I’m still gonna have a good time — he can’t do much about it. But once he comes out we’ll be together again. There’s some nice lads here, I am just having fun. I don’t want anybody else because I’ve got my Blake.”

Crackie logic at work for us all to see!

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Oh, Julien!!!!

There is no one else quite like him!

Y'all know we have a soft spot in our heart for the quirky pop star that is Julien Doré.

Well, the Frenchie too to the stage at the NRJ Awards this past weekend with a snake and some backup dancers to perform a Spears-inspired remixed version of his hit Les Limites.

Lovesit!

CLICK HERE to check it out.

Work it!

A tranny who goes by the name Patricia Araujo was selected to close Rio's fashion week.

She sashayed down the runway for the brand Complexo B on Friday.

Complexo B designer Beto Neves said he invited Araujo to amaze the public.

"In fashion, the cool thing is to surprise," said the clothes cutter.

After the show, the model told the media, "I love to be mobbed by the press. I've always dreamed of being famous."

Enjoy your 15 minutes, gurl!

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Click here to read a new article on Perezito in today's Herald!

"'Dad' Ordered To Continue Paying Child Support After Finding Out Kids Aren't His"

Wow! What do U think about that???? CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

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'Dad' Ordered To Continue Paying Child Support After Finding Out Kids Aren't His

Not long after Pasqualino Cornelio got married, he was thrilled to learn his wife was pregnant with twins. The two babies were born healthy and have since grown into 16-year-old teenagers who have suddenly found themselves at the centre of a bizarre court case that's sparked controversy across Ontario.

It started back in 1998 when the marriage of their parents unraveled and the couple separated in a bitter break-up. Cornelio has been making child support payments ever since. But when his estranged wife recently demanded more money for their upkeep and cut back on his visitation time with them, an angry Cornelio decided to take drastic measures.

He got a DNA test and discovered to his surprise that the twins weren't really his. Instead, they were the result of an affair his wife had while they were together, one he never knew about.

Those test results led Cornelio to get a lawyer and try to put an end to the payments and get his money back, arguing that he wasn't the biological father and therefore shouldn't be paying the freight for someone else's children.

But an Ontario Superior Court judge has ruled that, despite his wife's infidelity, he still has a duty to support the kids because he's the only father they've ever known.

In effect, Justice Katherine van Rensburg is siding not with the parents, but the children, who would be victimized by a stoppage in payments from the man they consider to be their dad.

"The right to child support is the right of a child, and is independent of a parent's own conduct." she stated. "(This man) was the only father the twins knew during the course of the marriage."

Why can't the real father step up to the payment table? Cornelio's wife claims she has no memory of having any affair and has no idea who the actual dad might be.

The case has now led to a huge controversy across the province, with many wondering if a man should be forced to support someone else's offspring in the face of such deception.

"I think it's a good ruling," states family law specialist Brahm Siegel. "I think it's a clear recognition (that) the utmost importance in determining cases like this, is the relationship between the child and the non-biological father, not so much whose D.N.A. is lodged in a child's cells."

But the director of a father's rights group thinks the wife's deception should be penalized

"Any time that you have a fraud committed, there should be something to be done to correct it. You don't just say, 'Well that's fine you committed a fraud, congratulations,' there's no consequence," said Brian Jenkins of Fathers Are Capable Too.

Flip floppers!!!!

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag won't allow this weekend's Inauguration hub bub pass without getting a smidge of attention!

During the elections, the 'engaged' duo were John McCain supporters.

But, they've apparently gone the way of Elizabitch Hasselbeck and, we assume from the Obama tees they were wearing out on a bike ride this weekend, are throwing their support behind the President-elect.

These two take shameless spotlight-chasing to a new level!

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We're kinda very very surprised!

In its debut weekend, Paul Blart: Mall Cop will win the box office race, according to reports.
By the end of this Martin Luther King, Jr. long weekend, it's on track to take $40 million to the bank.

FORTY million!!!!

Guess y'all wanted mindless fun at the movies!

Coming in at #2 is the Clint Eastwood drama, Gran Torino. It's MLK weekend payday is expected to total $26 million.

And, rounding out the top three is another newcomer, the Diddy executive-produced flick, Notorious. The biopic about rap legend Biggie Smalls will take home about $24 million by the end of the holiday weekend.

It was a good weekend for Hollywood.

According to preliminary analysis, TOTAL box office earnings are up 28% over last year's Martin Luther King weekend.

In these crap economic times it's nice to see someone making money!

Oopsie!

On Saturday, Katy Perry was called to the stage of France's NRJ Music Awards to receive the International Song of the Year award for her worldwide hit I Kissed a Girl.

At the end of the show, though, the host announced that there had been a mistake in vote-counting and that Katy was NOT the winner.

It was actually Rihanna for Disturbia.

The awards were apparently based on results of audience votes on NRJ's website in the weeks leading up to the awards ceremony.

Did they make her give the trophy back?

How lame, NRJ!

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