Dustin "Screech" Diamond is selling out his Saved By the Bell co-stars big time.

Cuz the porno thing didn't work out, or his t-shirts, or his attempt at reality TV "stardom"!

According to a new report, the nerdy sex tape star is coming out with a book that promises to detail "sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying."

We can't wait!

We bet "Jessie Spano" is at the center of most of the salacious stuff!

Hope he gives us some good Mario "Slater" Lopez juice too!

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Second quarter profits fell 82% at The New York Times.

And they have that fancy new building and everything!

Looks like Hollywood and the media might have effed things up a bit, just as 'serious' environmentalists had feared they would according to a new report.

When 'going green' became the cause of the moment, the true greenies worried that 'green' was in danger of becoming a fad. As a fad, important environmental messages would be classified as, gasp, pop culture.

There are signs that the environmentalists were on to something.

The New York Times reports that the advertising industry is pulling back from green-themed marketing, having "grasped the public's growing skepticism over ads with environmental messages".

Additionally, 'green' themed magazine issues are not selling well at the newsstands.

For example, Time's Earth Day issue was the newsweekly's third-lowest-selling issue of 2008 so far at 72,000 copies sold. A typical issue of Time sells about 93,000 copies.

The 'fad' must have done some good, though?

Are y'all at least a little more Earth friendly?

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Guess when you have a lot of daddy's money to spend, it's easier to waste it.

Rudy Giuliani's son is suing Duke Univeristy and the men's golf coach.

Why?

Turns out Andrew Giuliani was kicked off the team.

Really!

And he's suing because of that!!!!!!!

Andrew, a senior at Duke, claims in the lawsuit that he was illegally terminated from the team this past February without any warning.

Uhmmm, who says you need a reason to be terminated from a college sports team????

It's not like you signed a contract!

According to the lawsuit, the men's golf coach, O.D. Vincent "announced to the team that he was unilaterally canceling Andrew's eligibility to participate in the University's Athletics Program immediately and indefinitely. Andrew and his teammates were shocked. Andrew had no prior notice of what was about to happen. At no time was Andrew ever given an opportunity to defend himself; instead he was summarily dismissed."

Poor Andrew.

Did he suck at golf or was it just his attitude?????

Well, according to the coach's rules, the only way Giuliani can get back on the team is to have written letters of support submitted by each team member.

But obviously that isn't happening!

So instead, he's going to sue.

We're guessing maybe the whole team doesn't like him?

The claim continues, "Andrew's suspension would become a permanent cancellation of his athletic eligibility at Duke unless every single one of his twelve teammates wrote a letter to O.D. Vincent that O.D. Vincent deemed 'satisfactory' supporting Andrew's reinstatement to the team and explaining the reasons why."

The document also alleges that coach Vincent "strong armed other team members to not support Giuliani's return by threatening to kick them off the team."

The suit continues, "It was plainly obvious to each team member that their own personal interests were directly in conflict with Andrew's reinstatement to the team. They feared that O.D. Vincent could unilaterally dismiss them from the team without warning or notice."

Riiiiight.

As for daddy's help, Andrew said he's asked not to receive any.

He says, "I love my father very much. I just decided not to ask him to get involved in the situation."

What do U think about Andrew suing the university?