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Aliens are real.
Or so says the former NASA astronaut Dr. Edgar Mitchell.
Dr. Mitchell was a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission.
The former astronaut says that extraterrestrials have visited Earth before. And on several occasions!
He says the government has covered up the alien contacts for over six decades.
However, at age 77, we know some people are going to doubt him and blame it on being a bit senile. Though John McCain's almost 72 and no one doubts his mental stability. At least not publicly!
Dr. Mitchell said during a recent radio interview that sources at NASA who had had contact with the aliens described them as "little people who look strange to us."
He said they are similar to the traditional image of a "small gray" alien, "short, slight frame, large eyes and large head."
As for technology, Mitchell states human technology is not nearly as sophisticated as the aliens.
Though, he said, "had they been hostile, we would be been gone by now."
Crazy!
Crazy old man?
Do we really need to do the time warp again?
MTV thinks so. The music net is resurrecting Dr. Frank-N-Furter, Brad, Janet, Riff Raff and the rest of the singin' and dancin'...
If you're not a fan of Euro pop, then you probably won't like this song.
If you can appreciate the cheesy goodness of the genre, then you will love this!
Her name is Kate Ryan, and despite the Anglo name, she's actually from Belgium.
Her song Ella Elle L'a is pure Velveeta - perfect while you're on the treadmill or baking yourself in the sun like Cristiano Ronaldo.
You know Ronnie would be all up on this shit like hookers on his dick!
Enjoy.
The Jonas Brothers just made a little history.
The trio's latest single, "Pushin' Me Away," was (legally) dowloaded 116,000 times for the week ended Sunday, making the...
U.S. swimmer Jessica Hardy won't get to compete at the Olympics in Beijing.
According to reports, the Southern California native tested positive for a banned substance.
Hardy can pursue appeals with the American Arbitration Association and the Court of Arbitration for Sport.
With just two weeks til Beijing, Hardy could appeal directly to the arbitration court, whose ruling would be final and binding.
Typically, a first-time doping offense results in a two-year ban.
Hardy earned spots on her first Olympic team in her best event, the 100 breast, and the 50 freestyle and 400 free relay.
She was expected to be a medal threat in the 100-meter breaststroke, and to play an important part on the U.S. 400-meter free relay team, and possibly the 400 medley relay.
If she's really innocent she should totally appeal.
Drugs are bad!
They always shatter dreams!
[Image via Getty Images.]

As we mentioned last week, Pete Doherty was a wanted man after a warrant was issued for his arrest when he failed to show up in court.
The case deals with an incident that occurred on August 22, 2007 when Dopehead smashed a paparazzi's camera after she took a picture of him before he returned to a clinic for drug treatment.
Finally, today (Thursday), a British court ordered that Doherty must pay damages to the photographer, Catherine Mead.
He'll be required to pay her almost $2,000 for breaking her camera.
Mead is a photographer with the South West News Service agency. She apparently had been following Doperty and his family around town all day.
The court did accept there was a "degree of provocation" in the incident, but Doherty was still found guilty.
Once the case was over, Doherty told reporters outside the court, "Yeah, it was okay today, it should have been sorted out ages ago to be honest. It's been hanging over me for a long time."
Wait. That actually sounded a bit coherent.
Guess he wasn't on any drugs today.
Thankfully.
[Image via WENN.]