Dear Christopher,

Get your eyes checked, Shady McShady!

xoxo

New York's favorite call girl is on the prowl again... and it looks like she's snagged herself another married man! Ashley Dupré is reportedly cozying up to New Jersey asphalt heir Thomas J. "TJ" Earle, VP of The Earle Companies, who lives with his wife and two tots just minutes away from "Kristen's" home, reports the NY Post. Ashley -- whose trysts Luv Guv Eliot Spitzer brought down his political career -- was spotted entering the Gramercy Park Hotel after a day on the town with Earle, and the two exited the swank digs at different times Wednesday evening -- presumably to avoid being snapped together. Ironically, Dupré and her apparent afternoon date may have slid under the radar if not for photogs waiting outside the Gramercy -- where actress Lindsay Lohan was reportedly staying with GF Sam Ronson.

For one comedy duo, their grand entrance didn't go as planned -- as one actor went from cheerful to chair-fall! The other video shows a high-school actress getting into her role as Helen Keller in "The Miracle Worker" -- and staying in character after tumbling from the stage! Tell "Extra" -- which stage fall left you in stitches?

"Extra's" Carlos Diaz caught up with the very pregnant Gillian Anderson and co-star David Duchovny at the L.A. premiere of their new flick, "The X-Files: I Want to Believe," where Anderson dished about the Neil Lane jewelry decorating her growing belly, which she referred to as "the bling on the bump." Anderson assured Diaz that the trend isn't new, saying, "It started a while ago -- in the last few months." Details on when Gillian will give birth to her third child have not been officially revealed, but David said, "I think she's due in October." This is the second child for Gillian and BF Mark Griffith, who have a son Oscar, 1. Gillian also has a 13-year-old daughter, Piper, from her marriage to the "X-Files" series asst. art director Clyde Klotz. "The X-Files: I Want to Believe" lands in theatres this Friday.

Dermatologist Dr. Debra Luftman and psychiatrist Dr. Eva Ritvo have teamed up to write "The Beauty Prescription," about the connection between inner and outer beauty. Now the docs are dishing to "Extra" about their three health tips that will have you looking and feeling younger! For more of Dr. Luftman and Dr. Ritvo's health tips, check out their website here!

Congrats go out to third-time daddy Ethan Hawke. He and wife Ryan Shawhughes welcomed a girl, Clementine Jane Hawke, on Friday in New York. Ethan has two children with his ex-wife, Uma Thurman. Ryan used to be the nanny to their two kids and she and Ethan got married last month in New York.

Blame it on the Simpson curse!

Asslee's ex-boyfriend, Ryan Cabrera, has released a new album independently. Bypassing the majors, the singer's new record is on Poppa Joe's record label.

And no one cares!

According to Boxscore, Cabrera played a concert with musician Ferras at the Newport Music Hall in Columbus, Ohio, on June 18th.

The venue's capacity is 1,200.

But Cabrera only sold 177 tickets.

That's not even a slap - that's a big fist up the butt!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]