Despite having a girlfriend that looks like poo poo dribbles and persistent rumors of having relationship problems, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are still together.

The "happy couple" was spotted Monday grabbing some lunch at the Beverly Glenn Deli near Los Angeles.

We're surprised the two of them are still together, really. Not as surprised that don't really have any careers!

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Oh how sad. One of The Real Housewives of New York ("real" used with some license here) is getting divorced.

But this ain't any old Housewife! This is Countess LuAnn de Lesseps we're talking about here!

Look at that - Countess.

LuAnn has separated from her husband of 16 years, the Count Alexandre de Lesseps, but she won't be stripped of her title.

In a statement, the Countess said she and the Count "plan to remain friends and their primary focus will be to do what is best for their two children."

And, for some reason unbeknownst to us, a few of you really care about this.

Shame! Shame!!!!

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On Wednesday Oprah will speak with ousted View member Star Jones regarding her rapid weight loss and its surrounding controversy.

The fur-loving former attorney argues that her gastric bypass surgery was not "an easy way out."

In the episode, which has already been taped, Star refers to her weight problem as an addiction, saying, "I was an addict for all practical purposes, that I had never stuck to a real diet, that I'd never stuck to a real exercise program, and that when confronted by my doctor and the doctor said if you don't make changes, you will die. I had no choice. … When you hear people say, oh, you took the easy way out, I would have longed for an easy way. It was not an easy way. It was this — the hardest struggle of my whole entire life and I still struggle."

We wonder what sort of wisdom The O will offer Star!

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