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saMANtha Ronson's officially received Dina Lohan's seal of approval, and on Wednesday it looked like it was Lindsay Lohan's turn to impress Sammy's mommy.
According to a source, who says they're totally "together," La Lohan and Man were spotted lunching with Man's mom, Ann Dexter-Jones, and Lindz' fame-whoring little sister, Aliana, at the Italian restaurant Gino on Manhattan's Upper East Side.
Unfortunately, Orange Oprah was not at the little family get together.
Throughout the meal, the group supposedly engaged in 'a spirited session of girl talk.'
What they probably meant to say is three of them engaged in spirited girl talk as Man patiently looked on.
The spy also reports that Man's mom insisted the group indulge in dessert.
"Cheesecake – with four forks!" is what she supposedly exclaimed to their waiter, though Sammy decided she wanted lemon sorbet instead.
Looks like both mommas approve. Yay! The wedding can move forward!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
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No, she's not engaged to Diplo, sadly.
M.I.A. has got herself a new man….and he's got $$$$$$$$$.
The singer is dating the son of music mogul Edgar Bronfman, Jr.
Her man's name is Benjamin Brewer and PerezHilton.com can reveal that he popped the question less than a week ago.
Ben is also a guitarist for the band The Exit.
M.I.A. tells PerezHilton.com exclusively, "He is the best person in the world, and u sir are so hast. He only put a ring on me like 4 days ago."
We're still hoping her ex, Diplo, will win her back at the altar, like something out of a movie.
But, a millionaire's son isn't a bad catch either!

Watch out world, Nicole Richie might be coming back to television!
According to reports the Simple Life alum is being lined up to appear on an episode of Gossip Girl next season.
Inneresting!
Who would you wanna see her play????? What kind of character???
Perhaps the third time will be the charm for Charlie Sheen.
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While her new CD continues to bomb in record sales…
Asslee Wentz has just cancelled FOUR shows on her upcoming summer tour.
While there has yet to be an official explanation given for the cancellation, sources tell us it is due to poor ticket sales.
And, we're hearing that Ass' entire tour may be cancelled and that the Simpson camp (Poppa Joe) will claim that his newly married daughter is gonna take it easy this summer as that is what's best for her baby.
The list of cancelled shows (as of today) include:
"06/09 House of Blues - Chicago, IL
06/24 The Fillmore New York at Irving Plaza - New York, NY
06/27 Cape Cod Medley Tent - Hyannis, MA
07/01 Capital One Bank Theatre at Westbury - Westbury, NY"
If you had tickets for any of the above shows…
What the fuck were you thinking?????




Fergie performed with Nelly at the MTV Video Music Awards Japan on Saturday.
Girlfriend's looking a bit soft in the middle.
There's nothing wrong with that, by the way.
Now her stomach matches her butterface!
[Photos via Getty Images.]

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Looking this good should be criminal!
The exquisite Megan Fox picked up an award at Spike TV's 2nd Annual 'Guys Choice' Awards in L.A. on Friday night.
Her honor?
The 'Next Big Thing' award.
She also should have taking home the trophy for hottest chick on the planet!
Foxy is definitely a girl we'd go straight for!!!!
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