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Mimoo flashed some panties in L.A. on Monday night.
Cute!
A real lady always wears underwear when the paparazzi are around.
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Geeezz. The woman can never learn. I get it, accidents happen, but it seems that with Britney Spears they happen everytime she’s out driving.
Earlier today, she rear-ended a red Ford Explorer on Sunset Blvd., TMZ reports.
No injuries were reported.
More to come soon.
[Wenn]

The 61st Cannes Film Festival kicks off with a splash on Wednesday, May 14th, but the celebs have already started to pour in!
The gorgeous and talented Natalie Portman was spotted strolling along the Croisette, the main strip of the city, on Tuesday.
This year, Nat is a member of the Cannes Jury. She will see all the films in competition and then help decide who takes home the coveted Palm D'or.
The big Indiana Jones movie is set to have its world premiere at Cannes. And, no, that film is just fluff. It's not in competition.
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First the first time ever, Green Day's "alter-ego" side, the Foxboro Hot Tubs, is set to hit the road.
Starting next Monday, May 19th, Foxboro Hot Tubs are going on tour. They will begin performing in Little Rock, Arkansas.
The eight day trek will have tickets for sale but will only be available at the venue's box office on the day of the show.
Tickets are $20 and cash only.
We have no problem with cash, but sucks to show up to the concert and not get in because tickets sold out.
The single, Stop Drop and Roll, from the band's new album, Mother Mary, has peaked at number 16 on the Billboard's Modern Rock chart.
The single will go on sale on May 20th.
Check out the full tour itinerary….after the jump!
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May 19: Little Rock, Ark. (Juanita's Cantina)
May 20: New Orleans (One Eyed Jack's)
May 21: Dallas (the Loft)
May 22: Austin, Texas (Emo's)
May 25: Phoenix (Brick House)
May 26: San Diego (Soma)
May 27: Los Angeles (Roxy)
May 28: Long Beach, Calif. (Alex's Bar)
Jessica Alba says getting pregnant at 27 wasn’t a “total accident”.
“I can’t say it was a total accident,” the ‘Sin City’ star tells the June issue of Allure magazine. “Because you’re aware of when you’re being careful and when you’re not. It just happened so soon.”
The actress — who’s due to give birth to her first child with fiance Cash Warren later this year — also dished that sex is something she’s never taken seriously. “I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they’re having sex. I don’t think sex is a big deal,” she says. (more…)

Michael Moore is making a sequel to his Palm d'Or winning, box office bonanza Fahrenheit 9/11.
President Bush is crapping his Depends as we speak!
Fahrenheit was a 'scathing indictment' of W.'s "war on terrorism."
The sequel will pick up where it left off. In the time since, Bush's popularity has plummeted, the costly Iraq war continues and the economy is in the shitter.
The sequel should be ready some time next year.
Woo hoo!!!!!!
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Britney Spears might be a crummy driver, but she's apparently a gracious host.
Spears was tooling around Sunset Boulevard in Beverly Hills in her convertible Mercedes SL when she...
That David Archuleta is one good son. That, or he's brainwashed very well!
Even though his dad, Jeff, is banned from being backstage on American Idol, David says, “I don’t really care what people say, but I know it’s affected him and stressed him out."
Reports remain that the producers were very upset and bothered by Jeff, who insisted that his son switch the lyrics of Stand By Me to include a stupid verse from Sean Kingston's Beautiful Girls, even though they warned him not to do so.
American Idol was then forced to pay much higher royalties due to the lyrics.
Archuleta adds, “I’ve heard some weird things that people have been saying, and it’s kind of a bummer. I think I, of all people, would know what’s going on, and he’s been great."
And , David, responded to reports that his dad withheld water from him during a recording session by stating, "That’s kind of stupid. I’m 17! I think I’d be able to stand up for myself if he were to take my water away.”
Really?
David adds, "He’s given me a lot of good advice and helped me from making any dumb decisions. He understands more than anyone what I want in music, and I’ve felt really blessed to have someone like that.”
Stockholm syndrome!!!!!!
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At 36, Jennie Garth must have gotten onto the CW on a special waiver.
The network today unveiled a new fall schedule that, from the Garth-graced 90210 redo (new cast shot above) to a...