Filed under: Celebrity Justice

Hugh Hefner has been sued for living the good life and refusing to give it up for the sake of his company.We’ve obtained a class action lawsuit filed by a Playboy shareholder who claims the company is falling apart and Hugh has intentionally …

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NO! NO! NO!

Sarah Palin has said that she “would be willing” to challenge President Barack Obama in the 2012 presidential election:

“I would be willing to if I believe that it’s right for the country…I won’t close the door that perhaps could be open for me in the future.”

That effing door better be shut and padlocked!

Since leaving her position as governor of Alaska, Palin has formed a political action committee, began endorsing candidates in Republican primaries, and as we know published a tome of BS book.

Sexy Sarah delivered the keynote address this past Saturday at the tea party convention which resulted in a question during the Q&A portion about a President Palin in the future. The crowd began to chant, “Run, Sarah, Run!”

Are these people insane?!

Apparently they are as voters in a Republican poll by 4-1 margin believe Sarah could run the country better than Obama. Sarah even still stands by that result saying:

“In the campaign, we tried to bring attention to the fact that Obama had really not a lot of experience. And I do say that my executive experience, as an administrator, as a team manager if you will was…and that hasn’t changed.

“I think that President Obama with all due respect, his lack of experience is really made manifest in the way that decisions are made in the White House today. I sure wish that the present tool being used to reform health care would die…What they’re working on today there in Congress and the White House, it needs to die.”

Whatever, Sarah. She could never actually WIN the presidential election!

Right?

It’s a terrifying thought!

[Image via AP Images.]

We can only imagine (and envy) what’s going on in this picture!

A brand new still from The Twilight Saga: Eclipse has been released. It looks to be from the same scene as the last still, only clearly things have taken a turn for the worse passionate for Robert Pattinson.

Did we brighten your day, Twi-Hards?

Jessica Alba is coming up on her two-year anniversary with her husband Cash Warren and they couldn’t be happier. And she wouldn’t be able to say that if she didn’t ignore the tabloid “lies.”

The actress is positive that rumors linking her husband to Lindsanity via their tongues are absolutely false!

“Lindsay’s had to deal with this for so long,” said Jessica. “Everyone has to live their life, and that’s what people forget when you’re in this business – she’s really nice. We hang out and chat for hours about girl stuff.”

Like your hoarding over abundance of shoes?!

Alba and Warren are so fed up with the tabloids, they’re considering making a TV show about “the ridiculousness of tabloids.” Ew!

But things have changed now that she’s a mother! Alba’s priorities are elsewhere!

“When people wrote lies about me before I had [my daughter] Honor, I’d get upset or I’d get nauseous or I’d get angry or I’d want revenge,” she continued. “Now, it’s like, it’s just so ridiculous and it’s not even close to being the truth.”

Riiiiight.

[Image via WENN.]

Justin Timberlake was presented with his Man of the Year award from the fine folks of Harvard’s theatre troupe, Hasty Pudding this past Friday and we think he might have had a good time.

Maybe too much of a good time!

Looks like the troupe spared no expense to roast their favorite singer! We only wish we could have experienced Timberpussy’s utter embarrassment first hand!

Congrats JT!

[Image via AP Images.]

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Michael Jackson

A virtual “media city” has sprung up outside L.A. County Superior Court — where Dr. Conrad Murray is expected to surrender to authorities in just a few hours. The courthouse is filled with reporters, producers and sheriff’s deputies waiting for the …

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Somebody help this poor girl!!

It’s getting to the point where we can’t even crack jokes - Lindsanity, get out before it’s too late.

Lindsay Lohan and SaMANtha Ronson are trapped in a nightmarish, ugly on/off relationship that is reportedly becoming abusive.

A source claims,

“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head. She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her. She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time. It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are. I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.”

The two, who have been photographed together recently, are also living in the same West Hollywood building and Samantha, who has a key, regularly lets herself into Lohan’s apartment.

Lindsay, if there is any truth to this, here is some honest, serious advice: Whatever you think the two of you had or have, it has turned into something very bad and very toxic, and you two need to get out of each other’s lives for a long time if you’re ever going to see things rationally again. The best thing you can do sometimes is know when something has run its course and let it go. Even you deserve better.

So sad.

[Image via WENN.]

Filed under: TMZ Sports

Michael Jordan has serious money to burn — and last night after the Super Bowl, His Airness was flexin’ the size of his wallet … in the form of a ridiculously expensive ride. The basketball legend left a Super Bowl after-party in Miami last night …

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Can you imagine if your mom had a nanny tell you she eloped in Vegas??

That’s exactly what happened to Jordan’s son, Junior!

The former glamour model reportedly sent one of the kids’ nannies to Junior’s school to inform the 5-year-old that mommy married her cross-dressing cagefighting boyfriend over the weekend!

How healthy!

“[Junior] spent a lot of time with Alex before Celebrity Big Brother, then there’d been no contact for over a month because Alex had been in the CBB house,” said the source. “Then all of a sudden he’s being told Alex is his mummy’s new husband and his stepdaddy.”

“He doesn’t know what to make of it all,” the insider revealed.

So sad!

How did Jordan even entertain the thought of this????

Even worse, the source says Jordan wants her new hubby to adopt her son, Harvey!

The son that calls Peter Andre “Dad”!

“What’s so bad about all of this is there’s no discussion and no thought for anyone else,” the source said on Jordan’s irrational thinking.

Those poor kids!

[Image via WENN.]